When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?

How did a fool and his money GET together?

Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers . . .

Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What's another word for thesaurus?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?