Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

Isn't the best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

Why do they call it internal bleeding? If it’s internal, you’re not really bleeding. (It's bruising)

Why do they sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” when you’re already there?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to you plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why do they report power outages on TV?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?