Blue Hamster Land - The solution to your boredom... plus hamsters!

Archive Updates

June-Dec 2000

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December 09, 2000

Blue Hamster has hit upon an idea! And this is a real one too!
The lonesome traveler can now learn HTML from Blue Hamster Land! It will take some time, however, for the "lesson plans" to get developed. Also, Blue Hamster has decided to put her stupid Junior Research Paper online for all to see and critique.

December 06, 2000

A new picture has been added to Blue Hamster Land's Cute Pictures page. And it has been fixed so that the pictures do appear.

December 05, 2000

Well, progress has been made. The aliens have been relocated to their own area where you may enter at your own risk. And the Links page has been redesigned. Yep, that's it. Blue Hamster seriously needs new ideas for content so please let us know!

Meanwhile, don't tell anyone but we're organizing a coup to kick out the old senile Blue I and replace it with a Hamster paradise. Or not. None of you humans seemed to have ever achieved and sustained a true Utopia for long.

You'll know if we've succeeded if the message from Blue I has been replaced. Don't rush us. We're working on it.

December 02, 2000

My sincere apologies to all who have visited this site and found it to be "the same old thing." Yes, the blue hamster has her regular excuses. (School, etc) So, there has not been new content for quite some time. Ah Ha! *light bulb turns on* There is an ingenious idea! Why don't you, yes you, (who else would I be talking to?) send your stuff over (to [email protected]) so that it may be posted here? Ain't it a novel idea? And guess what? You'll even get credit for it! Think about it. Or maybe not. Otherwise, you may have to wait a very long time before the Blue Hamster gets anything new here. (The oppressed workers are too busy debating whether or not to revolt and depose the old senile King Blue I.

November 13, 2000

Blue Hamster Land just "won" an award! Actually, it's a Middle 5% of the Web Award.

This site has basically become the Blue Hamster's Record of what happens in the Blue Hamster's life (as opposed to what happens in the entire Blue Hamster community.) But after all, the old wise ones have allowed the Blue Hamster to do so without the threat of any punishment. Therefore, it must be okay.

This is one of the first updates that has "actual content!" Wow! Isn't that exciting? Little green aliens form 3-D space have invaded Blue Hamster Land (that little corner with no angles nor edges in cyberspace.) However, all is not lost. Because they are not after us. No, they are after your little pointer arrow thingy which you use to assault Mr Push Me or otherwise known in human-speak - a mouse.

But back to the story. If you are an observant human (or whatever being you are) you will have noticed little UFO's following your mouse and shooting at it. Alas! Will the world as your mouse knows it end? (After all, they are firing at it.) No. You, and you alone have the power to rescue your mouse. Simply direct your mouse over to the box below and... uncheck it

What? No box? What's going on? And where are the aliens? Fret not. The aliens have since moved from the home page to their own here

Your mouse thanks you a hundred times. Or maybe even a million. Or not because you chose to let the aliens keep firing at it.

Now here is the place that the most generic Blue Hamster is stealing for her own purpose. Alas, no time was broken in the races.
Blue Hamster did get MEDALS!! It was an 11th place finish with a time of 23:50 on a 2.9 mile course at Sub-Sections

Frog Legs for breakfast!
Frog Legs for lunch!
Frog Legs for dinner!
Crunch! Crunch! CRUNCH!
(for you 0.000001% of the 
people who know what this means)
And my sincere apologies for hurting 
Bret Harte's feelings, who need not complain 
because they are going to STATE!!

Back from our digression...

A 10th place finish with a time of 23:51 on a 3.1 mile course at Sections. Alas, JV do not go on to state. :(

Th Blue Hamster would also like to take more of your valuable time to let everyone know that she sincerely apologizes for the pop-up window. This is what happens with free hosting. At every place, they offer refuge to the poor CyberHamsters and CyberKoalas. But at every place, the break their treaty/promise... (may I comment, not unlike the US government in regards to their Native American policies.) At least Crosswinds (the host) is making this a temporary situation (until they raise $900,000)

November 03, 2000

Hey! It's almost a whole month since the last update. The most extremely generic blue hamster has profound apologies to those it kept waiting for new content. The blue hamster has devoted much time (as much as 1/12 of a day) to running. But no, this is not the running in the hamster wheel. This is running in a hamster ball, over all sorts of terrain.

And because of this, the Blue Hamster can say that she runs 3.1 human miles (lots of hamster strides) in 23:36!!!
And she hopes to break that time either tomorrow or on Nov 10.

October 06, 2000

Hi! Guess what? (NOT chicken butt) There is a poll at the bottom of the home page on the right hand side. It will be changed every month or so. It happens to be "What is the Cutest Character?" right now.

October 01, 2000

This Blue Hamster has been very busy. So busy in fact, that this site has not been updated in a month! (gasp!) So what has the very generic blue hamster been doing? Other than writing retorical questions in essays, the Blue Hamster has spent much time running in the hamster ball and competing in races, writing terms for AP US history, solving for the derivatives of curves, eating, sleeping, and being a hamster.

But when is a hamster not a hamster? When it is a cat named Luna in a Sailor Moon RPG. Come join Usagi's RPG Universe!

The Jokes section will be updated when I have more time.

September 2000

Yay! The nameless bubble(s) have been named! Haley came up with Marsh and Mellow. Originally, it must have been Marshmellow, but whether or not it has split into two different beings is uncertain. You can see how these bubbles came to be here.
Also, come visit the message board. It's not fancy but there are none of the dreaded ads (Aaaaaahhhh!!)
If your browser doesn't support frames, you can go this way.

August 2000

Well, it's August. That means school's about to start and I have to hurry up and finish all that homework (Terms and reading) <sigh>. So, currently, the only real updates are that I have a pet pikachu on the links page and that I have a pet bubble. Ah, perhaps I will tell you the story of my pet bubble. In my "copious" free time, I went swimming. I discovered that there were lots of bubbles in the water! (Oh, wow...) I also discovered that I could blow bubbles under water and catch them with my hand. Then, after catching it (like a pokemon,) I could 1) squeeze the living daylights out of it (which resulted in a lot of either bubble parts or baby bubbles, I couldn't tell), 2) play with it by letting go of it and trying to catch it again, which was usually unsuccessful, or 3) "capture" it, and display it on my web page for all to see. I did all three but the one you see here is not the same as the ones I squeezed nor the ones I played with because they escaped. I caught a pair of bubbles and they're just sitting here watching you.

July 2000

This month was mainly spent "renovating" the Blue Hamster Land's home/territory. Jokes were added and the Guestbook now looks better!

Yay! Mad Libs are here! Go to the games page to find it. Right now there are just two.

On the Bored Page, there is now the option of having either eyeballs or elastic "bullets" follow you around. Try it!

Meet Mr. Push Me! You can find him on the Bored Page
Pushing him once is okay. Push him more than once... well, go see what happens.

June 2000

The first story is posted along with a few very short "biographies." If any
one has any ideas or would like to help me write some, please let me know. Thanks

Kat's Site of Stuff has become "Blue Hamster Land." As a result, the
koala colony will have to share living space with the hamsters.

There is a new shortcut.
Just type in http://bluehamster.cjb.net

Ciao! Bye! Adios! Salut! Au revoir!
(fill in the blank_______!)

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P.S. Thank you for putting up with the move. The old host has decided to put ads
on all of its pages so it was necessary to find a new location.

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