Once there were two strings who went to a bar. The first one tried
to order a drink but the bartender said "We don't serve strings here." So the
second string excuses himself goes to the bathroom. He ties himself in a not and messes up
his hair. Then he goes back to join his friend. String #2 asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender again says "We don't serve strings here, and you are a string. " String #2 says "No,
I'm a-frayed knot!"
