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Soap and Water
We were asked to dinner by a new friend. When we sat down at the table, we noticed that the dishes were dirty.

"Were these dishes washed?", I asked the hostess as I rubbed my fingers over the surface.

She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them".

I felt a bit apprehensive, but started eating anyway.

Dinner was delicious, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled,

"Here Soap! Here Water! Good Boy, Soap! Come on doggies!"

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