We were asked to dinner by a new friend. When we sat down at
the table, we noticed that the dishes were dirty.
"Were these dishes washed?", I asked the hostess as I rubbed
my fingers over the surface.
She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get
them".
I felt a bit apprehensive, but started eating anyway.
Dinner was delicious, despite the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and
yelled,
"Here Soap! Here Water! Good Boy, Soap! Come on doggies!"