Play games! Have fun! Hee Hee! Read Jokes! Read Stories! Trivia! Miscellaneous Stuff Cool Links!!
<<<<---back to Jokes Index
Prayer
On the same day, a New York taxi driver and a priest died.   Upon arriving in heaven, the priest sees the taxi driver in line right in front of himself. The taxi driver is dressed very sloppily in loud clothes. then he sees St. Peter greet the taxi driver before giving him a silk robe and a golden staff. The taxi driver enters heaven and it's the priest's turn. St. Peter greets the priest and gives him a cotton robe and a wooden staff. Before entering the kingdom of heaven, the priest asks, "Why do I get things that are made of much less worthy material whereas that taxi driver got stuff made of valuable material and I spent my life with the church whereas that taxi driver just drove people around in New York?"

"In heaven, we reward based on results," came the answer, "While you were preaching, people were sleeping. While he was driving people were praying for their lives."

<<<<---back to Jokes Index

Copyright 1999-2002 Blue Hamster Land | Contact us