A teacher wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson
about the evils of liquor, so he decided to conduct an experiment
with a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
The teacher first put a worm in the glass of water. The
worm writhed about, happy as it could be.
He then put the second worm in the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, sank to the bottom, and died.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the
professor asked.
One bright student responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't
get worms."
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