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There were once a priest and three nuns. One day, the priest said to the three nuns, "I am tired of you all
being so good and kind to everyone. Go do something bad and report back to me tomorrow." The nuns obeyed.
The next day, the four gathered together again and the priest asked the first nun, "What did you do?"
She said "I stole candy from a little baby. He cried."
"Good," the priest said, "Go drink some of the holy water," and so she did. And the third nun tried not to giggle.
Then he asked the next nun, "What about you? What did you do?"
She said "I stole a purse from a lady."
"Good," the priest said, "Go drink some of the holy water," and so she did. And the third nun tried not to giggle.
Finally, he turned to the third nun and asked "What did you do?"
The third nun burst out laughing "I PEED IN THE HOLY WATER!!!"
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