.-"""".            Q. Why do mummies make excellent
         /       \              spies?
     __ /   .-.  .\          A. They're good at keeping things
    /  `\  /   \/  \            under wraps
    |  _ \/   .==.==.
    | (   \  /____\__\       Q. What kind of cereal do monsters
     \ \      (_()(_()          eat?
      \ \            '---._  A. Ghost-Toasties
       \                   \_
    /\ |`       (__)________/Q. What kind of monster is safe to
   /  \|     /\___/             put in the washing machine?
  |    \     \||VV           A. A wash and wear wolf
  |     \     \|"""",
  |      \     ______)       Q. What's the first thing ghosts do
  \       \  /`                 when they get into a car?
  jgs      \(                A. They boo-kle their seatbelts

        .-.       Q. What do skeletons say before they begin
       (e.e)         dining?
        (m)       A. Bone appetite!
      .-="=-.  W
     // =T= \\,/  Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    () ==|== ()   A. Dayscare centers
     \  =V=
      M(oVo)      Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
       // \\      A. His ghoul friend.
      //   \\
     ()     ()    Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain
      \\    ||       storm?
 jgs   \'   '|    A. Benjamin Frankenstein  
     =="     "==                                      
Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula

Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn
   flakes?
A. A cereal killer                                     /      \
                                                    \  \  ,,  /  /
Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?         '-.`\()/`.-'
A. Because if they were small and round and         .--_'(  )'_--.
   smooth they'd be M&Ms                           / /` /`""`\ `\ \
                                                    |  |  ><  |  |
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the         \  \      /  /
   monster party?                                jgs    '.__.'
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.

Q. What do you get when you reach out to touch a ghost?
A. A handful of "sheet"


      _.--""""--._      Q. What do witches put on their hair?
     .'   /\       '.   A. Scare spray
    /   _/__\_  ^V^  \
   /     {'\\\        \ Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi
   |      / `\    ___ |    with a ghost?
   | ====/=/  )==<I-=-| A. Bamboo
   \      <  <    ``` /
    \      \ /       /  Q. What's a haunted chicken?
     '._    `     _.'   A. A poultry-geist
 jgs    '--....--'

                                                   	 __))._
                                                       /`'---'`\
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference    |  <\ />  |
   of your jack-o'-lantern by it's diameter?          | \  ^  / |
                                                      \  '-'-'  /
A: Pumpkin pi.                                   jgs   '--'----'


Q. What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa
   monster?
A. Grandma monster                            ,               ,
                                             / \             / \
Q. Why did the monster eat a light          |/\ \    _,_    / /\|
   bulb?                                    || \ |.-"   "-.| / ||
A. Because he was in need of a light        ||  / -.\\ //.- \  ||
   snack                                    \\_ |  /o`^'o\  | _//
                                             `--|  `"/ \"`  |--`
Q. Why are most monsters covered in             ; |\__"__/| ;
   wrinkles?                                     \\ \/^\/ //
A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?         \\     //
                                               jgs \\-.-//
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?            \`"`/
A. Boo boos                                          `'`

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin