A great dane, a bulldog, and a chihuahua are in the park.
After awhile, a female poodle walks up and says, "I'll be one of you guy's girlfriend
if you can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in one sentence."The great dane says,
"I like liver and cheese." "That's too easy," says the poodle. The
bulldog says," I don't like liver or cheese." "That's too easy, too,"
says the poodle.
"Liver alone, cheese mine," says the chihuahua. "I'll take him,"
says the poodle.
(Leave her alone, she's mine)
-contributed by Acsecnarf
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