Three weeks after her wedding day, Jane called her
minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a
DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as
bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first
fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Jane. "But what am I going to
do with the BODY?"
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