Once there were three ducks who went to court. The judge tells the first
duck, "Give me your name and why you are here." The duck answers, "My
name is Quack and I threw bubbles in the pond."
The judge turns to the second duck and asks the same thing. The second duck replies,
"My name is Quack Quack and I threw bubbles in the pond too."
So now the judge looks at the third duck and says, "Don't tell me your name is
Quack Quack Quack and that you threw bubbles in the pond too!"
"No, Your Honor," the duck says, "I am Bubbles."
