There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He
stays like that for half-an-hour. Then this bully steps up
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks
it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on
man! I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
can't stand to see a man crying."
The troubled fellow replies, "This day is the worst of my
life. First I get fired for oversleeping and getting to
work late. Then I'm leaving the building and find out my
car was stolen. I get a cab to return home, and forget my
wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then I find my wife in
bed with the gardener. So I end up at this bar, and just
when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you
show up and drink my poison."
