Two immigrants, new to America, are wandering around on
their first day off the boat in New York City, seeing the
sights. Pretty soon they realize it's time for lunch and
they're hungry from walking around all morning. They see a
street vendor selling hotdogs.
The first immigrant says, "I can't believe it! They eat
dogs in America."
The second immigrant, although equally shocked, replies,
"Well, we're going to be Americans now, so we have to
behave like Americans and eat like Americans."
They approach the vendor and bravely order two hotdogs.
The vendor hands them their meals in paper sacks. They find
a park bench nearby where they sit down to eat their first
American meal. The first immigrant looks inside his sack.
Closing it quickly, he turns to his friend in shock.
"Uh, which part of the dog did YOU get?"
