These guys are in a cafe and they have dogs that
they leave outside tied to a tree. One guy runs in
asking," Who's the owner of the doberman?"
"I am," says another.
"I'm so sorry," says
the first guy, "but my chihuahua just killed your dog."
"What? How can a tiny dog like yours kill a 150 lb dog like
mine?" asks the doberman's owner.
"My dog got stuck down your dog's throat and cut off his air
supply," says the chihuahua owner.