Three alien brothers
once landed in some deserted place and decided to live on
Earth. They transformed themselves to look like humans
and walked to a city to get jobs. They near an opera
house and Alien#1 says, "I want to work there."
So he leaves the group.
The two remaining brothers walk a little farther and soon
come to a restaurant. Alien#2 says, "I want to work
there!" So he leaves and goes in.
Now the third brother continues walking until he reaches
a candy store. He decides to work there.
At the end of the day, all three meet and discuss what
they learned to say as they walk back to their space
ship.
"I learned to say... Me me me me meeeee!" sings
Alien#1 (who went to the opera house).
"I learned to say 'Fork and Knife, Fork and
Knife'!" says Alien#2 (who went to the restaurant).
"I learned to say 'Goody Goody Gum Drops! Goody
Goody Gum Drops'!" says Alien#3 (who went to the
candy store.) Now they come upon a murder victim. The
police arrive 10 seconds later and an officer asks,
"Do you know who killed her?"
Alien#1 sings, "Me me me me meeeee!" "With
what?" the officer asks.
"Fork and Knife, Fork and Knife!" says Alien#2.
"All right, you are all going to jail," the
officer says.
"Goody Goody Gum Drops! Goody Goody Gum Drops!"
exclaims Alien#3.
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