What did one flea say to the other flea?
Should we walk or take a dog?
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff !
Where do eskimos keep their money?
Snow banks !
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny!
Then why aren't you laughing ?
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil �till I get there
What does one star say to another star when they meet ?
Glad to meteor !
Why did the king go to the dentist ?
To get his teeth crowned !
Q: What did one earthquake say to the other?
A: "Its all your fault!"
Q: What has 4 wheels and flys?
A: A garbage truck.
Why is it difficult to open a piano ?
Because all the keys are inside !
How do you prevent a Summer cold ?
Catch it in the Winter !
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!
What button won't you find in a tailor's shop ?
A Belly button !
Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
A noise woke me up this morning.
What was that ?
The crack of dawn !
